As moms, we have the glorious duty of dealing with doody. Sometimes it comes on a schedule, sometimes it comes as a surprise, but sometimes it needs a little help. But how can you help your #1 priority go #2? Never fear, mamas. I made a list.
How to get your baby to poop:
- If you cloth diaper, put most of them into the washing machine. As soon as you start the load, a load will come.
- If going to the pool, put a swim diaper on your baby and squeeze their sausage legs into a one piece suit. As you set them into the hot car, you'll smell their warm surprise.
- Be sure to run late for church. As soon as you're ready to go, they just went.
- Two words: white outfit
- Find the only gas station for miles and find that there is no changing table: Gassy lassie.
Good luck, mama. You're not alone.